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My wife was deeply moved last night, attending the talk given by Greg Mortenson, author of Three Cups of Tea. The work he is doing in Pakistan and Afghanistan is both heroic and important. I hear that the book is required reading among our troops in the region now. Its truly an inspiring story. My wife says all this a lot better.

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Places afghanistan, greg mortenson, pakistan

In 1968 my father, with a freshly minted college degree, took a new job in the Denver area as a computer programmer. Moving from Albuquerque to Denver was a big change for the entire family, but a much larger change for my mother. She had lived her entire life in Albuquerque with a brief sojourn in Newfoundland while my father was in the Air Force. That was where I was born by the way, in St. John’s. In leaving Albuquerque more or less for good, my mother was also leaving her own mother and father behind as well as nearly all of her other relatives and friends. It was a big deal.

Settling in at the Ramada Inn on West Colfax for the first week as we waited for our new house to be available, it all became too much for my mother one night. My dad came into the kid’s room and told me he was taking my mother to the hospital. She was having some sort of anxiety attack. At 12, and the oldest, I was therefore in charge until their return. I spent about 5 minutes fretting about this and my mother’s status before falling promptly back to sleep. You can only expect so much from a 12 year old.

In time, we left the Ramada and moved into our house in the northern Denver suburbs, just a block shy of the Thornton city line. From my perspective, life in Denver was a vast improvement. There were no sand storms to withstand, no tumbleweeds to dodge, and grass actually grew on the lawn without much prompting. In Albuquerque our yard was mostly sand, front and back. With sodding after sodding, we never managed to get grass to take hold in that sand and clay for more that a few seasons.

Our neighborhood was far more affluent than where we lived in Albuquerque, though still solidly middle-class in nature. The local elementary school was again within walking distance and there were great new places to explore on my bicycle. One of my favorite places was a small roller skating rink about a mile from the house. Outside the building was a Coke machine that kept the pop so cold that it was partially frozen. There was nothing that could beat that particular treat when you were hot and sweating from riding up and down the roller coaster bike trails of Welby hill.

In my first five years of school in Albuquerque, I was decidedly at or near the top of my class is nearly every endeavor. My first year of school in Denver, the 6th grade, was decidedly different. I found myself playing catch-up in some subjects and school actually became a challenge for the first time. I remember in particular having great difficulty with Spanish class. You would think that coming from Albuquerque, with daily exposure to the language, I would have some good Spanish skills under my belt already. But the words I knew were mostly schoolyard taunts and profanity and, unfortunately, those words were not on the tests. It also didn’t help that the Spanish teacher was a humorless and stern task master. And in Spanish class there was far more effort required outside of the classroom than in any other class.

So I struggled and struggled, barely achieving a passing grade in Spanish by year-end. Its interesting to me that my Spanish teacher and that class are my only real recollections I have of that school year. It was my wake-up call, I guess. I recall seeing a tear in my Spanish teacher’s eye as we said goodbye at the end of the year. The following year would see me at the junior high. I guess he really wasn’t as stern and tough as I thought he was.

Having a very competitive nature (ha, my wife would laugh at that understatement), I was able to close the gap in time and get back to the top, briefly, before the disaster of puberty struck and all hell broke loose. Ah, but that’s a different story…

Childhood, Family and Friends, My Life, Places Albuquerque, Denver, family

A rather humbling little tool that shows you just how little of the world you’ve seen in your life. Give it a try…

But perhaps this year I will add significantly to this map. I have prospective gigs in China, Pakistan and Azerbaijan. I don’t know whether any of them will pan out, but time will tell.

BitLizard, Places travel

The last several years I have traveled extensively in Brazil on business, attending trade shows, meeting with prospective customers, and tending to my first few customers there. Its been a very interesting set of experiences and has all been made quite enjoyable by the efforts of my agent and good friend Marcelo Diaz in Sao Paulo. Also, my wife has traveled with me for two of these trips. And given Linda’s penchant for adventures, this always makes things a bit more lively.

Now photography is not my specialty… not by a long shot. And most of these pictures were taken with my phone, not even a real camera. So if you are a denizen of Linda’s blog sort of stumbling around and finding yourself here, I warn you that this is a whole different kettle of fish — er, photography. But there are some interesting bits here. Take a hundred pictures and you’re bound to come up with at least a few that are not too bad. So here goes… with anecdotes to follow after the snazzy gallery display.

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Welcome to Rio. Right off the red-eye flight to Rio de Janeiro with my wife in tow, Marcelo picks us up in his car and starts showing us around the city. On the hilltop separating the Copacabana from Ipanema beaches we come across a police road block. The cops are sporting serious-looking assault rifles. So a tense conversation starts up between Marcelo and the police. When he gets back in he has a ticket for some sort of safety violation. He says they asked him for a bribe and he refused. I say “Marcelo! They were armed with automatic weapons… pay the bribe!”. A perfect introduction to getting by in Brazil.

Into the Favela. If you are familiar with Brazil then you know about the favelas; the lawless slums ruled by the drug lords. Obviously these neighborhoods are looked down on by the rest of Brazilian society. In Rio de Janeiro, the favelas are very close to the beaches where the travelers tend to go. And, as a result, you better watch your ass when you’re out for the evening. So, one day while I’m off at a customer’s site, Linda just has to contract with a local drug dealer for a tour of Copacabana’s nearby favela. I think Marcelo just about fainted when he heard about this later.

Blame it on Rio. Now that  I think of it, all the really outrageous stuff happened in Rio. We took another tour (together this time) with a flamboyant and very gay tour guide through downtown Rio … visiting all the cabarets even though they were closed. But our guide was very explicit, filling in details about what sort of action was available in which place etc. During this trip we took a little tram to an artistic (spelled “beat”) neighborhood. Unfortunately, the outskirts of the neighborhood abutted a favella, and I had to swat away a street urchin who was running alongside the train making a play for the camera of a Canadian woman who was sitting next to me. Among other thrills on that trip, Linda witnessed a drive-by mugging and saw a pedestrian hit-and-run. But with all of that we had a wonderful stay there and loved most of it.

Olinda and Recife. Olinda was the first capital of Brazil I hear. Today its sister city Recife is far larger. Olinda has been relegated to suburb status but is definately the old town area. It is very well known for the giant costumes the locals wear during Carnivale as they parade down Olinda’s pitched, cobble-stoned avenues. We stayed in a very nice pousada (bed and breakfast) and really felt that we got to know this very special place.

Salvador. Linda didn’t get to see this place but  I attended a trade show there. It had a very large historic area that Linda would have loved. I guess Salvador was a slave trade center and, in fact, most of the residents are black. The traditional garb looks a lot like an Aunt Jemima outfit. The food is out of this world! Spicy and full of flavors.

Curitiba. Pronounced kur-ih-chee-ba. The further south you go the more modern it gets. Sao Paulo is a giant city and very cosmopolitan. Curitiba is a very modern mid-sized city — probably Denver-sized — to the south. I found it a lot cleaner than the other Brazilian cities I have visited but, somehow, lacking personality. Maybe future trips will change my opinion.

Belo Horizonte. Pronounced bella-hor-eh-zonch. An interior foothills type of city, I had the best pizza ever in my entire life in this city. And it looks like my next big customer is signing on in that city. So yeah, I’m a big fan.

Paraty. Leaving the best until last, Linda and I went to this little fishing village for a weekend refuge from Rio’s craziness. This was one of the most picturesque and special places I have ever been. Our pousada was small, artistic and perfect. The old gold town’s port was lazy and serene. The people were friendly and welcoming. It was a wonderful sojourn that I will never forget. Perhaps in retirement, I will return to that place (as long as they get better internet access). Unfortunately I cannot find my Paraty pictures. I’ll keep looking and will post them when I find them. Or perhaps I’ll grab a few of Linda’s shots.

I think Brazil is a very important and vibrant place. Its become my favorite place to visit and I think we are going to grow a significant business there. And now that the rial has fallen so much against the dollar, its also a bargain travel destination. I would highly encourage anyone who has an opportunity to visit (and a sense of adventure) to get yourself on down to Brazil pronto.

Places brazil, travel